Livin’ in a haunted house
If you flush the toilet wit ya hands in public restrooms your parents didn’t raise you right
Is that a young child’s foot
"Fearless snake killing motherfucker"
"Personally victimised by shampoo"
IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT FRED? LIKE SERIOUS??? dead dead dead?
one direction alphabet: a is for appearances
The head of a funerary couch in the form of a cheetah with tears falling from his eyes.
I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me